Findings:

• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• tell me what you have in your heart
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Tell us your troubles
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• What pornos would have us believe
• What the hell happened to us?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He's been places they have not.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• as if he didn't exist
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• They didn't have the heart
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• he would have cried
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• he would have laughed
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• great things he has taught us
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He will bring us goodness and light
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• I sure as hell believe in hell
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• then tell us the way
• Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• didn't
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't want him
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• The Season's Upon Us
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old

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