Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "and it was technically impossible when it happened there, too. Where are they plugging in their equipment? The cigarette lighter?"

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Where's the kaboom?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There was a time when I was a better person
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• November 4, 1995
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• There was a land where lived no violets
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I want to put my hands there too
• I'll get there when I get there
• Go where there is no snow
• Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• where there's muck, there's brass
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• No shit, there I was
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a man and a woman
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• Was There a Time
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was A Friend
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• This was their finest hour
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• When each had their own personal anthem
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Where their moth dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• There once was a girl named Irene
• and there was this girl
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Cigarette lighter flints
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Where there's smoke
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• One hour there was sunlight
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There was a cold day
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There Once Was a Farmer
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Before you, there was me
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I was there
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The place where there is no darkness
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
• Something was about to happen.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• The Room Where It Happens
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• There was once a Man
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Was it ever there?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I remember, there was one
• There was an old lady
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,

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