Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Do something
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• How do we find the very best clock?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• You, standing
• every thing you do tells you something
• Please do not feed the birds
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Treatment of corporations
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• I can do much better than this
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• A determination to do better than
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• something please (user)
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Do better
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You Do Something To Me
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• A reason to do something
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• There is something we can do
• Please do not read this
• If you can say something nice, do
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• How to find something which has been lost
• Wish for Something Better
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• better
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the curves far better
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom

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