Findings:
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- How Pac-Man got his name
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Out of his fucking mind
- Is she really going out with him?
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- He just left his body
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- I wish I could open his eyes
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He made a way to his anger
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Johnny Got His Gun
- A man's got to know his limitations
- up his own arse
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- him will I blot out of my book
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- then I hugged him
- And then I broke his nose
- You want that I should rough him up?
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- I married him because he was not mean
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- you, mourning for what he took
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- if he's not here, then where?
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- To let him know
- "Fill it in", he said.
- For Him I Sing
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- him
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Better him than me
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- as much as time to him reveals
- It's never him
- Just give him the damned fish
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Language of the dead
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
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