Findings:

• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Names I have acquired over the years
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Father and Daughter, Nine years later
• 8 years later
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• When you know things are just meant to be
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• Books I have bought for next year
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• English History: Henry I's later years
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• They didn't have the heart
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• English History: William's later years
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• His girlfriend
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• online girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• driving your girlfriend home
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend

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