Findings:

• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're such a pretty girl
• You're like a brother to me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• It's almost like you're real
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Never look like you're staring
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• like you're blind but still can see
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• empty stomach and full bladder
• Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
• With Bohr and Heisenberg at the empty heart of everything
• death and empty houses sit empty
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Around an empty grave
• Empty sky with a lot on its mind
• The Adventure of the Empty House
• Fading footprints on the boards lead down the quay; an empty chair remains
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Dream of the empty house
• his boots empty
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• I'm not that kinda girl
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Empty Quarter
• on the cusp of empty
• Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room
• an empty vessel makes much noise
• Our lives and these empty spaces aside
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• empty red (user)
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• The Empty Tower
• Empty chairs at empty tables
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• i'm just a girl
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• The empty notebook
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• The picture of the empty room
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• using Mondrians to fill empty walls
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• empty loop
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• empty juice box (user)
• Empty Dictionaries
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Amendment the Second, with Empty Consumerism
• The Empty Child
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Evening emptied red wine bottles
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• All the empty things disguised as me
• Empty night
• The world used to exist in this empty space
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• Empty Pockets reprise
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• An almost empty room
• Throws like a girl
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Five empty seats at Thanksgiving
• ∅
• This page is vibrating empty
• An Empty Threat
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• emotionally empty and looking for filler
• empty promise
• Empty Pages
• empty words
• Empty HTML Tags
• Tired empty dreams
• The Empty Cup
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts
• Ryan: empty
• Tales of an Empty Cabin
• Stratagem of the Empty City
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Empty Nest
• empty fifths
• empty triangle
• empty chair technique
• Empty Quiver
• Empty Bottle
• An empty cup
• empty calories
• Picture a cup, empty, in the middle of the sea.
• Empty spoons
• empty base-class optimization
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• in a lawn chair at the bottom of an emptied swimming pool
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• grace fills empty spaces
• Your Heart Is An Empty Room
• looking for an empty dream to fill
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• Empty Threats (user)
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• empty voting booths in a Wild, Wild West

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