Findings:

• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have the time
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Finding out you have cancer
• Stoned music memories
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• you don't have to do this
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• A reason to drink
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• What it's like to have cancer
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have any real problems
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• At least the dark don't hide it
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a television set
• Cancer Man
• cure for cancer
• Tropic of Cancer
• cancer stick
• breast cancer
• core cancer
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Oral Cancer Self Exam
• The Diamond Cancer
• gastric cancer
• checking for testicular cancer
• Age of Cancer
• Power lines and cancer
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• Dying of cancer
• Got prostate cancer?
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Grilling can cause cancer
• prostate cancer
• oral cancer
• lung cancer
• American Cancer Society
• Cancer over Aliens
• metastatic cancer
• I got the cancer
• The Cancer Conspiracy
• Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
• Cancer treatment
• cancer node
• liver cancer
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• silence like a cancer grows
• cancer marriage
• Mercury in Cancer
• pancreatic cancer
• Planet Cancer
• brain cancer
• Bladder cancer
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• cancer pen
• Cancer Boy Considers Art
• fuck cancer
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them

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