You are running a marathon and coming first..nearing the finish fall down a manhole and break your legs. Spend five days eating vermin and shivering coldly before anyone finds you. You came last, you're crippled, the doctors amputate your arms because of frostbite, there was a problem with an infection in your neck as you gashed it open on a nail when you fell, susan has been sleeping with your brother...

Still, at least you tried your best.

see also: Still, life eh?

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