Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "at this point, you probably think I’m joking, but do you know it for a fact?"

• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i know you are but what am i
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• they carry but they do not understand
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I think I will break but I mend
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• What do you think?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Do you know me?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm not racist but...
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• And What Do You Think?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Do you know what pain is?
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Treatment of corporations
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Being a dickhead
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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