Findings:

• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Treatment of corporations
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Do better
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Better Off Dead
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• For Better or For Worse
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Better than Life
• It will get better
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• You'd better sit down
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• Penis size and impregnation
• You'd better start hauling ass
• A Better Tomorrow
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• Last year was always better
• better than 2 (user)
• Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Build a Better Mousetrap
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• you know better
• for() is better than while()
• How to take better photos
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Better blatant than latent

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