"Thank you for calling XYZ Corporation. If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line. For sales, press 1. For support, press 2. If you know your party's extension, press 3..." Usually part of a voice mail system, automated attendants let businesses set up those annoying touch-tone menus that we all love to hate. See voice mail jail.

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