Findings:

• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• the little friendship that never was
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was never any good at maths at school
• some say he was never here at all
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never broken
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I was Chris to him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• How the Earth was destroyed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• What was left was tiny
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• the demon was an idea
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The door was closed
• He Was Only Joking
• Hugo Awards: 1984
• Lambda Literary Awards: 1998
• Nebula Award Finalists: 1967
• Tony Awards: 1953
• George Foster Peabody Award
• Robert L. Fish Memorial Award
• Tony Awards: 1974
• Lewis Carroll Shelf Award
• British Book Award for TV and Film Book of the Year
• 2012 AL Cy Young Award Candidates
• Rust Never Sleeps
• What if it never happened?
• Evolution has never been observed
• I have never
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• pills never leave scars
• you never can tell with bees
• You've never explored
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Never call again
• no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• Otherwise It Never Ends
• never quite well
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• Johnny Was
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• the lake was on fire that summer
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• Aunt Peg
• Back when our blood was still warm
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Your husband was a great man
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I was Bullied AND I was the Bully
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• I was approached
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Hugo Awards: 1963
• Hugo Awards: 1995
• Metallica and Napster at the MTV Video Music Awards
• Nebula Award Finalists: 1978
• Tony Awards: 1963
• Chalmers Award
• James Madison Book Award
• Tony Awards: 1985
• British Book Award for Author of the Year
• Encore Award
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• video games never made me violent
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Last year was always better
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• I was once young and had a home
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• i think it was (user)
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• /but what was the question?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I wasn't RUDE. I was MURDEROUS
• Hugo Awards: 1974

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