Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "beating off to a stranger's voice because I'm a sick fuck who can't get it any other way"

• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• At least things can't get any worse
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I'm not drinking any more
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Can't we all just get along?
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Getting rid of start menu items
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• can't get with
• you can't have it both ways
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I can't find the any key
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Life gets in the way of words
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Because I'm an adult
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• it's because of the way you look at the world
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• sick fuck
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Fucked up ways to die
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Get fucked, asshole!
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• emotions others don't get to see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• A Jared by any other name
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Ways to get random numbers
• My new way to get there
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The easiest way to get a job
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• You can't get there from here
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Can't get you out of my head
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Why can't I get over her
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• because I have given up any care
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Those who can't do, teach
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck what other people think
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Friends who fuck
• I can't get comfortable here
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet

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