Findings:

• No one actually cares.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• No one wants you the way you are
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• No one can be totally logical
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one says anything important during the day
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Finally we are no one
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• No one is illegal
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• no one rules if no one obeys
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Trust No One
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• i am no one (user)
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If No One Will Love Me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• On the Air Because They Care
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• no one listens anymore
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No one's garden
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The words no one can find
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No One Lives Forever
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• No Pity Due to No One
• the fate in no one's plans
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• just because they never bothered to really do
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• to a place where no one's around
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• No One Sang Like Michael
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• because I have given up any care
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Dry bones can harm no one
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• There is no "One", either
• Tom Waits for no one
• lying here with no one near
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No Other One
• No one knows my plan
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Depression is a good thing
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• No one has died
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• There's no point unless you make one
• Incredibly, I still really care
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one can be in two places at once
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• No one gets out of this life alive
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Let no one grieve here
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• No One Gets Left Behind
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• No one belongs here more than you.
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• No one touches me
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• no one lives forever. yet.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I'm fine no really
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat

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