Findings:

• Insulting softlinks
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Because I say so
• I used to have so many dreams
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• The Fun They Had
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• On the Air Because They Care
• So Many Roads
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• so many books
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You've never had it so good
• They Had No Poet
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Never Had It So Good
• They had been expecting me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• I have lost many things, so many
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• So Many Frequencies
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• so many assholes
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• So tonight that I might see
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• So they caught Santa Claus
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They came together so as to form one whole
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The Department of They
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her

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