Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "being expected to act a certain way because of what is dangling, or not, between my legs"

• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• Our way or the highway
• it's because of the way you look at the world
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The difference between desire and being desired
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The difference between being naked and nude
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• Similarities between Stargate and Atlantis: The Lost Empire- Coincidence or plagiarism?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• any way, shape or form
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• are you helping? or are you in the way?
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• act
• act of god
• Communications Decency Act
• Misuse of Drugs Act
• Religious Freedom Restoration Act
• Alien Sedition Act
• Canada Act
• British North America Act
• Religious Liberty Protection Act
• Atomic Energy Act of 1954
• Act of Parliament
• Quartering Act
• Random Acts of Purple
• Six Ways to Sunday
• A Midsummer Night's Dream II.i
• A Midsummer Night's Dream II.ii
• A Midsummer Night's Dream III.i
• Constitution Act 1867
• Twelfth Night I.ii
• Twelfth Night I.iii
• Twelfth Night I.iv
• Twelfth Night I.v
• Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882
• The Scott Act of 1888
• Constitution Act 1982
• CA(1982): Amendment to the Constitution Act, 1867
• Acts 6
• Acts 1
• Electronic Communications Privacy Act
• Modernization of Benefits and Obligations Act
• Henry V I.i
• Henry V I.ii
• Telecommunications Act of 1996
• Henry V II.i
• Henry V II.ii
• Henry V II.iii
• Unconscious acts of a sleep-deprived mind
• The Endangered Species Act
• Henry V II.iv
• Henry V III.i
• Henry V III.ii
• Henry V V.ii
• Henry V III.iii
• Henry V III.iv
• Henry V III.vi
• Henry V III.vii
• Henry V IV.i
• Henry V IV.ii
• Henry V IV.iii
• Henry V IV.iv
• Henry V IV.v
• Henry V IV.vi
• Henry V IV.vii
• Henry V IV.viii
• Henry V V.i
• act of bankruptcy
• Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act
• National Labor Relations Act
• Taft-Hartley Act
• Social Security Act
• Securities and Exchange Act
• The Tempest I.i
• The Tempest I.ii
• The Tempest II.i
• The Tempest II.ii
• The Tempest III.i
• The Tempest III.ii
• The Tempest III.iii
• The Tempest IV.i
• The Tempest V.i
• Act like you know
• Pericles Prince Of Tyre I.i
• Pericles Prince Of Tyre I.ii
• Pericles Prince of Tyre I.iii
• Pericles Prince of Tyre I.iv
• Pericles Prince of Tyre II.ii
• Acts 5
• Acts 7
• Acts 13
• Acts 14
• Acts 15
• Acts 16
• Acts 17
• Acts 18
• Acts 19
• Acts 20
• Acts 21
• Acts 22
• Acts 23
• Acts 24
• Acts 25
• Acts 26
• Acts 27
• Acts 28
• Criminal Justice Act
• National Security Act
• Navigation Acts
• Charter of the United Nations: Chapter VII: Action with Respect to Threats to the Peace, Breaches of the Peace, and Acts of Aggression
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act of 1999
• Frame Breaking Act
• Acts of Sacrifice
• Berlin Act
• Obscene Publications Act
• Reform Act 1832
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Sedition Act of 1918
• Acts and Martyrdom of Andrew
• Acts and Martyrdom of Matthew
• Acts of Andrew and Matthew
• Acts of John the Theologian
• Acts of John
• Acts of Paul
• Acts of Peter and Andrew
• Acts of Peter and Paul
• Acts of Peter
• Acts of Phillip
• Acts of Thomas
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide

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