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• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• on being hit by lightning
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• For Some Poems by Matthew Arnold
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Civil Liberties granted by the United States Constitution
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Murder by Decree
• I've been duped by Satan!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture III: Some Metaphysical Problems ...
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Accidental death odds
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The Wild Colonials
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• every secret thing was made by some one
• go by the board
• by hand
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Attack by Stratagem
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• Touched by An Angel
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Self Restraint
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• RFC 602
• Go by hand
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Call by reference
• Down By Law
• David Merrick
• Death by Water
• Two nations divided by a common language
• The skeleton by my closet
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• trial by ordeal
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Justification by faith
• Naughty by Nature
• integration by parts
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• paid by the word
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Judging women by their books
• four by twelve
• Dividing by zero
• division by zero error
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The Trial by Existence
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Murder By Experts
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Words to live by
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Learning by doing
• Once By The Pacific
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• alcohol by volume
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• Call by name
• cheek by jowl
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• inspiration by misreading
• Death By Chocolate
• Standing by my bed
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
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• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• By the power of Grayskull!
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• Leadership by Example
• Connection reset by peer
• action fuelled by ignorance
• by definition
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• Saved by the Bell
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• People referred to by three initials
• North by Northwest
• by
• by any means necessary
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• design by contract
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The Attack by Fire
• Proof by contradiction
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• By day I praised you
• Guided by Voices
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Call by value return
• Call by value
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• Struck by lightning

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