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They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
Wishfully think they have souls.
They have taken enough
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
You stole what they would have given you
What Have They Done to the Rain
They could have saved Kevin
It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
They have no bones.
you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
People want what they cannot have
What Have They Done to the Rain?
If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
The best phone call I could have made tonight
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
"Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
It takes more than good memory to have good memories
some people are so poor, all they have is money
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
They must have faces
Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
I have to check and see if they wear panties
Buying things just because they have cool packaging
Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
few have known and fewer have shown
Cookies have more calories than TNT
It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
They Have a Word for It
Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
This is what we have. Let's do our best.
from where I stand I can see they have already won
People who think they have to double-click everything
people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
They didn't have the heart
Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
Why don't I have votes today?
They are angry and they have been lied to
Even the tides have more friends than you
They have bears in Italy
He's been places they have not.
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
We don't have time. Not like they do.
Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
They have potential, if they only applied themselves
They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
I have children; therefore I am better than you
Why should the Devil have all the good music
Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
Have I Got News for You
I have seen the elephant
it's good to have a moose
Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
Beautiful things that have made you cry
Have a buck
Sex with a chicken
You have 1 writeups until level 3
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
Phone books have never been this exciting!
Have you Meta Moderated Today?
I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
Why males have nipples
What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
What is it like to have a crush on someone?
What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
Haves and Have-Nots
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I have this delusion
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
I have a friend
Let's all have an orgy!
I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
You really have nothing to say, do you?
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
I have lots of gay friends
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Baptist fear of dancing
When I have female children
I have heard the mermaids singing
The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
Nodes your Grandma would have liked
Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
The "How many partners have you had" question
We atheists have a good sense of humor
Yes! We have no bananas!
I have no browser and I must node!
Animals that should not have been domesticated
Why some mammals have an aversion to water
I have asked my library to ban a book
Dreamy things people have said to me
Here We Have Idaho
Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
Lord, have mercy
I don't have a television set
You have far too much time on your hands
Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
Animals people have sex with
I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
Questions I have had today
You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
Live Era '87-'93
And that's why I won't have sex with you
Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
the innocent have nothing to fear
Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
Let them have Festivas
A letter to those who have impressed me
I have no complaint
Times when you MUST have a smoke
What have you been smoking?
I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
You can't have everything
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
We're trying to have a baby
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
I have a tricorn hat
How the mighty have fallen
You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
When we have reached the end of time and light
It's better to have loved and lost
You have no socially redeeming value
I must have three heads
Smite heathens or have a beer?
You have much to learn, Grasshopper
How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
you can't have it both ways

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