Findings:

• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• bite me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• bite me (user)
• bite me 2000 (user)
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• sound bite
• Bite the wax tadpole
• Reality Bites
• Put the bite on
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• case bites
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The bite of conscience
• Bite the dust
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• Snake bites
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Dog bite
• How to treat a poisonous snake bite
• mosquito bite
• The Bite of the Adder
• wheel bite
• Artichoke Bites
• Dog bites man, film at eleven
• Glazed apple bites
• Rhymes With Bite
• A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
• Giga Bites
• slide bite
• hammer bite
• Tiger Bites
• Tasty Bites
• History Bites
• bite plate
• Girls Who Bite Back
• piddle and bite
• tree bites dog
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• Shark bite
• The Ringworld Engineers
• Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
• Technical Support Engineer
• Engineers
• chemical engineer
• Structural engineer
• system engineer
• Communications Engineer
• computer security engineer
• Electrical Engineer
• reverse engineer
• The brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• You mean the me that you would be
• Traffic Engineer
• network engineer
• M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
• Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• The Engineers' Drinking Song
• Real Engineers
• memetic engineer
• The Software Engineer's Song
• Purdue Engineer's Yell
• Test Engineer
• How to engineer a wilding spree in Central Park
• Life of a computer scientist/engineer
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• The Ritual of the Calling of an Engineer
• applications engineer
• Quake Team Fortress Engineer Tactics
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Perry's Chemical Engineers' Handbook
• Undermining the foundations of the Establishment by supporting local singer-songwriters and avoiding genetically engineered foodstuffs
• Army Corps of Engineers
• Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
• To Engineer Is Human
• aeronautical engineer
• Monkey and the Engineer
• The Tiger and the Engineer
• the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
• Sales Engineer
• sound engineer
• If I were a genetic engineer
• release engineer
• field applications engineer
• DSP engineer
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Ferry engineer
• The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
• The Italian Primitive Painters, a lecture for Engineers
• Server Engineer (user)
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!

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