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A blessed chainsaw is by far the best weapon for killing zombies and the shambling undead. With a normal chainsaw, there is the possibility that the first blow will not disable the zombie, allowing it to counterattack with its tetanus-laden clawlike hands and rotting teeth before it can be properly dismembered.

The blessed chainsaw, however, will not only cleave the zombie, but will also burn its pustulent flesh with holy fire. To get one of these powerful weapons, take an ordinary chainsaw (preferably one of the long-bladed models used by loggers), and get a priest, rabbi or other spiritually powerful individual to bless it and thus render it holy. Proper explanation of your undead-hunting mission is usually essential to securing their cooperation.

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