Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- The bored who complain
- Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
- Lost in Boston?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to write a pop psychology bestseller
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to read poetry out loud
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Changing the rear spark plugs on a transverse GM V6 engine
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- How NOT to write software
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How to write lyrics
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to write portable code
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- You, standing
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How robots write poetry
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- I figured out Faith
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- My first comet
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- Figure It Out
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to write sendmail.cf
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Fluoxetine
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to write poetry
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to write an episode of the A-Team
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to write a love letter
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to write an episode of The Twilight Zone
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to write a Teen Fiction novel
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to escape domestic violence
- Can't get you out of my head
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to write a history term paper
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Those who can't do, teach
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- XPM-based sprite engine
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- How to build a Showroom Stock Racing Engine
- I figured it all out
- Who libraries the librarians?: Search Engines and the Semantic Web
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- figure out
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How to write an episode of Dukes of Hazzard
- How to fall out of an airplane
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to write an English paper and fail
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- how to short out a phone line
- How do you write like that?
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- How about that local sports team?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Why Johnny Can't Write
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Who what when where why & how
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
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