Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "bosses who like to sneak up on you, stand behind you for five minutes, then ask you how your day is going"

• And then one day you wake up
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• End of the day bosses
• Local man, missing, as search enters day five
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Five minute Chocolate Cake
• food fight
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Holding up a bank in Latin
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Talk like a pirate day
• How to condition your boss
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• Five minute bread
• Forgotten in Five Minutes
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How naked are we going to get?
• Five Days in July
• Like a day without sunshine
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Muck Up Day
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Five minutes of forever
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• Collision avoidance technique
• Five Years to the Day...
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• How I envision my first day of college
• Who's Da Boss
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Five Days
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• Day Five
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• The day my boss' cats disappeared
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Who needs a day job?
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• How to make five popsicle sticks explode
• How to make a quick five dollars
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Who's The Boss?
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• How it's Going to Be
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• How to pick up men
• How to get your stuff voted up
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• How to pick up women
• How do ya like them apples?
• How Everything is like Starship Troopers
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How do you write like that?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Like a Boss
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store
• Like 'a Day
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• Don't give up your day job
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• how witches begin and end the day
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• five minutes ago
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• five and a half minute hallway
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• Five Up
• Five Minute Ride
• How many beans make five?
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Hey, how's it going?
• Five minute fudge
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Thumbs Up going down
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind

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