breath mint

A temporary cure for bad breath. Breath mints are small, candy-like tablets that can be sucked on. When wetted by the mouth, they release chemicals which cause air passing through the mouth to smell fresh, crisp, and cool, rather than hot, rancid, and rotten. Human beings have rancid, rotten breath because they are omnivores and rely on symbiotic bacteria to perform some of their digestive work.

Wint-O-Green Lifesavers are mints that sparkle when you bite them in a dark room. This alone, could lead to foreplay. Don't do it with the wrong flavor thouugh. It makes you look like a doof.