Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Capitalize, please
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do I know if I love you?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Know How, Can Do
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Flaunting your sexuality
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- How do you know it's real?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How do you know that name?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- people who don't exist
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- I don't know how to smile
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Know your pets
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I don't know what to do with you
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I don't know what else to do
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- And I don't even know their names
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- People who don't read
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Dead links in writeups
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- People who carp about their jobs
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Doing laundry
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Those who can't do, teach
- Do blind people dream?
- How do you make God laugh?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How do you hear the water?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I never know what to do with my hands
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Do You Know Squarepusher
- What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
- How do you get there?
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- How do you make a life matter?
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
- Do you know where your children are?
- Do you Know the Way To San José?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How do you become a geek?
- tumble turn
- How fish reproduce
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- What guys do with their penis
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- You, standing
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- A story about a person I do not know
- do i know you (user)
- Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
- How do souls travel?
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- How do vampires shave?
- Treatment of corporations
- What do we know of the outside world?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How do men touch you?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Helping a loved one with depression
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How Do I Love?
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