burning human flesh - Everything2.com

It smells amazingly nasty, makes unpleasant noises, and, in cases where it's you, it hurts like all get out.

Rational courses of action when you experience your own flesh burning follow:

The industry standard: Stop. Drop. Roll. (If the top of your head is on fire, you'd better be flexible dammit)
Beat the fire out.
Put baking soda on it.
Dip it in water.
Lick it.
Stick it (in water).
Go with it.

Other people will give you the advice of, "Don't set yourself on fire."

This, my friend, is truly wise.

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