Findings:

• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• To be in love
• No place I'd rather be
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• What it's like to be in love
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Why Can't This Be Love
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Hot pursuit
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• anyone could be your brand new love
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But can a robot love.
• Any song can be a love song
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• begging to be loved
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• This love will be your downfall.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• but you wanna be bad
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I don't need to be loved by you
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I love you but I have to let you go
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• To do is to be
• Should I be happy?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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