Findings:
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- Who Could That Be At This Hour?
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The Man Who Would Be King
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Information wants to be free
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Who Will Be There
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- eternity would be boring
- I want to be the air around you.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I want to be a muse
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Mind without body
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The mountain could be home
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Be still, my soul, be still
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- It Could Always Be Worse
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I Want to Be Inside You
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If I could be someone
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- What the American people want politics to be
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- You could be so delicious
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I want to be caught
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Chant and be Happy
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- play dumb
- All I ever wanted to be
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I want to be a cog
- Information wants to be deleted
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- So you want to be a DJ?
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That I Would Be Good
- I am blind when I want to be
- Want to be a lawyer?
- Just to see what it would be like
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- A whimper would be fine
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- So you want to be a star?
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
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