Findings:

• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Jen, I really hate him
• Don't You Hate
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• but don't take my word for it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Being a dickhead
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Professionals HATE him!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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