Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• If I Were a Rich Man
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Betting puzzle
• Betting puzzle answer
• betting the farm
• poker betting
• Horse racing betting
• Betting exchange
• Betting on rainbows
• CASINO BETTING (user)
• betting (user)
• Betting on a US Presidential Election
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby

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