Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "but not according to the way that you would traditionally want to read"

• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• dictated but not read
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I want someone to read between my lines
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• No one wants you the way you are
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• We want children to read
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Would you want to live there?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• According
• The Bible According to Mark Twain
• The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
• SOY! SOY! SOY! according to the Babel Fish
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• According to Hoyle
• places in Eden according to Talmud
• existence according to the Jerry Bruckheimer physics handbook
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• Schopenhauer on the difference between music and other arts
• The Gospel According to the.web.hermit
• The World According to Spider-Man
• The Gospel According to Peanuts
• According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
• Mr. Butts
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• You mean the me that you would be
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm

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