Findings:

• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But who codes the coders?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Who makes God's rules?
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Make me one with everything
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• the man who recognized bee faces
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• you make me think of death
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Nobody for me but you
• kick me (user)
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• kick me
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• What makes me beautiful
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• simple answers make me insane
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?

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