Findings:

• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Fossils were put there by God
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Before Time Was
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Upon the hills where day was done
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• This is done by deception
• Time gone by
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Some time when I was a teenager
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• you were an angel and i was an angel
• I was told you were very pretty
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• every secret thing was made by some one
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• The Boy Done Wrong Again
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• wrong place, wrong time
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• There were times better than this
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• things were good, for a time
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• RFC 602
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Of course, they were wrong
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Descartes was wrong
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• I was raised by the French government
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• What was stolen by someone else
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You're served by the wrong personnel
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Wrong direction
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The first time I knew I was different
• She was locked in time
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• There was a time before
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Was There a Time
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• As Time Goes By
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• November 4, 1995
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Even the moon was wrong
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Naughty by Nature
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire

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