Findings:

• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• like nothing ever was
• Penis size and impregnation
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I Love Hip Hop
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• I believe in nothing
• I want to believe
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Make Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Let's All Make Believe
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• The Culture of Make Believe
• Dare to Believe
• I Believe in Magic
• I Believe Switch
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• I don't believe in ghosts
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I still however, believe that the universe is finite
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Dream to make believe
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis

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