Findings:

• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• There can be only one
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• No one can be in two places at once
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• One Billion UNIX Seconds
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Why Can't This Be Love
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The second chance you give could be your last
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Rebeca Martinez
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• we can't all be rock stars
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• just one second hold (user)
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• one silent second
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Be a model or just look like one
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• a serial dream leads to some serious strangeness
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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