Findings:
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- Ezekiel, my heart is dry, can it yet live?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Can I have a light?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How we have grown apart
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
- Sex with a chicken
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- How to tell she's good looking
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- How long can you hold your breath?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How can you still breathe?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- How much more can we bear?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How you can become infected with HIV
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- You, standing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can you sleep at night?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can Poets Survive
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
- How can I see far?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How the mighty have fallen
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to "Have People"
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Sex in a small car
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Something I Can Never Have
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- Know How, Can Do
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Only perfection can break your heart
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
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