Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "carnies are evil, maniacal goblins who want to kill us all and sacrifice us in the ring of fire."

• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• All Your Media Are Belong to Us
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Death makes angels of us all
• All your Information are belong to us
• All About Us
• All your base are belong to us
• Deliver us from evil
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• What we think we know can kill us
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Who am us, anyway?
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• We reserve the deepest disdain for those who remind us of ourselves.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• God Hates Us All
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• All your 10 Base-T are belong to us
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I Want You for US Army
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Deck us all with Boston Charlie
• Blow Us All Away
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• the warmth of the dead fire is in us, now
• A wee fire won't stop us
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Kill Us, Lastly
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Us and Them
• U.S. Taxpayers Party
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• U.S. Presidents
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• All men are evil
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• All That She Wants
• US Marine Motto
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• Interstate 80
• Cabinet Agencies in the U.S. Federal Government
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All I want for Christmas...
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Know your pets
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Huntsville, Alabama
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Leon Takes Us Outside
• .us
• Starcom: The U.S. Space Force
• US Army
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Branch
• US ranking on the Human Freedom Index
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• all she ever wanted
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• we are the origin of all coming evil
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• All I want
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• So you want to be evil
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• US West
• US Open Cup
• US Robotics
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Show Us Your Guns!
• US of A
• 50 U.S.C. § 1520
• U.S. murder rate
• US Festival
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• U.S. Virgin Islands
• He Kept Us Out Of War
• Spies Like Us
• for the rest of us
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• U.S. Federal Government
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The root of all evil
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• these are the wolves who run all night
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Ring of fire
• Kill it with fire
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• US
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man

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