Findings:

• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Shiny Happy People
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Why people who jog live longer
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• Who makes your shoes?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How many special people change?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People who carp about their jobs
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Know your pets
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Who makes history?
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• cat haters
• The rules of pool are not selective
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The bored who complain
• play dumb
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Two people who are not touching
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• can people change?
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• People who love FTP
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• people who don't exist
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Who makes God's rules?
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Movie theaters can change people
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• Drugs make people bad
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Brainy people make the best friends
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Dead links in writeups
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Taking things at surface value
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Master key
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Rednecks hating Canada
• People who use Windows
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Type A blood
• People who are not anarchists
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Using a command line
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• The other people who hate war
• people who wear camo
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who don't read
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• People who died laughing
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.

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