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Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
some say he was never here at all
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
That's Just How He Was
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
He Was Only Joking
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
he listened so well, he was still curious.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
All he left her was alone
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He was found
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
Jesus was a revolutionary
I'm wishing Jesus was here again
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
More than he was willing to give
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
It was 1992. He smiled.
He Was a Crook
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
At least he was gentle
Jesus He Knows Me
He was hard in all the wrong places
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
he was a punk poet himself
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
Loving Jesus for the life he lived
Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
Just how perfect was Jesus?
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
Jesus was a black man
Jesus was a feminist
Jesus was Mexican
making certain he was touching her
She was coming out as he was going in.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
was jesus a mystic?
Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
Jesus I was evil
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
I married him because he was not mean
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
Jesus was a liberal
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
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He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
He's Gone
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
Li He
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
And we killed him and he's dead.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He gave her a daisy
He would shrink into the sky if he could
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He never looked back
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
He brings me books like flowers
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
For a moment he smiled
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30

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