Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm not racist but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I'm Really Into Techno
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just guessing
• Things people put up their butts
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm just a bill
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• i'm just a girl
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Sexist jokes
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I'm just sayin'.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Being a dickhead

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