Findings:

• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• They Might Be Giants
• Information wants to be free
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• eternity would be boring
• I want to be a muse
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• All I ever wanted to be
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• you have to be close to catch it
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Marks which will never be broken
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• So you want to be a waitress
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• We never asked to be babysitters
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Never be the first to let go
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• So you want to be a star?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• What the American people want politics to be
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I want to be caught
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I want to be the air around you.
• So you want to be evil
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The best kind of bartender
• There will never be another you
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Things never were what they used to be
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• You might be a Washingtonian
• why you should never be a referee
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• You might be a Michigander
• you have to be kidding
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I don't want to be alone
• Want to be a werewolf
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I want to be a cog
• You might be a Mormon
• If I could be someone
• Information wants to be deleted
• That I Would Be Good
• What is and what should never be
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Mind without body
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Just to see what it would be like
• A whimper would be fine
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Want to be a lawyer?
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I Want to Be Inside You
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I Might Be Wrong

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