Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "cloudy memories of screaming children barely out of their diapers with a teacher almost as bad"

• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• so expendable in their memory
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• keep out of reach of children
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Keep out of the reach of children
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Children of the Corny: A Nodermeet Out on the Prairie
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• My hands have lost their memory
• Foxes eat their children
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Two out of three ain't bad
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Good and Bad Children
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• Almost Heaven
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• bad cat
• bad breath
• bad
• bad thing
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad juju
• Bad Taste
• Bad Religion
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• bad ass
• bad seed
• Bad Brains
• Very Bad Things
• bad sprite programming
• Good cop Bad cop
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Bad lands
• Sleep is bad for you
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• bad at math
• bad faith
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• faith prevents bad trips
• bad luck
• Why religion is bad
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Woman and breasts are a bad combination
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Save a bad trip
• bad prison movie
• Bad roommate
• bad magic
• Bad teenage poetry
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Bad Boys
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Bad and Wrong
• Bad Blood
• Another Bad Creation
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends

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