Findings:

• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• human first, American second
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Human Rights First
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Human Machine (user)
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• machine code
• Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There will be no more stories to read
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• You're too good to be human
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Never be the first to let go
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Read by the author
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• mark me by seconds
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Be human
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Hot pursuit
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Bound To Be Read
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• She was too beautiful to be human
• The second chance you give could be your last
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• let me be your first upvote
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Crushed by the Second Coming
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• secrets kept by seconds
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Read Codes
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• human rules, machine rules
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• Softly, at first, as if it hardly meant it, the snow began to fall
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger

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