Findings:

• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Give me a moment, please
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• They Flee From Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You won't see me at the wedding
• Give me your knees
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• When your presents give me hives
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• college loan
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give Me Louisiana
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• And They Believed Me!
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They Don't Want Me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Give Me A Home and Away
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Things you give people that they keep
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• give me one night to show the savage
• Don't Give Me Names
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Pity Me, My Love
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Simple words, simple dreams
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Give it the old college try
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• if i keep moving they won't know
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I won't ever understand me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give Me the Brain
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give Me Your Children
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give me back my bike!
• Give Me Strength
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Give me tonight
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me something worth reading
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• give me the truth or nothing
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Give me a cookie!
• Give me a break!
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I know they are watching me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They asked me to write a letter
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They don't touch me the same way
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• They had been expecting me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They Know Me
• They love me in San Francisco
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Pity me not because the light of day
• They call me Engineer-khan
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They inspire me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• College sucked for me too
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• they won't soon disremember
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• college radio
• Queen Mary College
• Providence College
• Calvin College
• Dartmouth College
• Community college
• Selwyn College, Cambridge
• Pennsylvania College of Technology
• St. Vincent College
• Bessard v. California Community Colleges
• State College
• College staple foods
• Graceland College
• Boston College
• Bard College
• Dropping out of college is scary
• The College of New Jersey
• College is to porn as marriage is to love
• Macalester College
• a little thought for college kids
• Victoria College
• Massey College
• College liberal
• Mount St. Clare College
• College of St. Rose
• Goucher College
• Rich college boy
• Public liberal arts college
• Kenyon College
• National Junior College
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• Grinnell College
• I am now a college graduate
• Chicken & rice for inept college students
• New College
• College a cappella
• College Guy Casserole
• Clown College
• Ithaca College
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• Brothers College
• Most Wired Colleges

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