Findings:

• You never can tell
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• you never can tell with bees
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I never bend what I can break
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Comedy is tragedy plus time
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can never really escape the fire
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Ski piss
• you can never quarantine the past
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The luxury of modernist movement we can remember fondly
• You can never go home again
• You can never get away from yourself
• Something I Can Never Have
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Dead Can Dance
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• I can see her face
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• To tHe Can (user)
• I bet I can make you say black
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• BQN: Can you?
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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