Findings:

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Cancer
• Cancer Man
• Cancer Boy
• cure for cancer
• Tropic of Cancer
• skin cancer
• cancer survivor
• cancer stick
• breast cancer
• core cancer
• Cervical cancer
• Cancer humor
• Colorectal Cancer
• Cigarettes cause cancer
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Oral Cancer Self Exam
• The Topless March For Breast Cancer (free exams given to all topless onlookers)
• Smonking causes cancer
• The Diamond Cancer
• gastric cancer
• checking for testicular cancer
• Age of Cancer
• Power lines and cancer
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• Dying of cancer
• Got prostate cancer?
• Play the cancer card
• dog cancer
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• ovarian cancer
• testicular cancer
• Finding out you have cancer
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Shaving Your Head for Cancer Research
• colon cancer
• Cancer Ward
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Grilling can cause cancer
• prostate cancer
• oral cancer
• Uterine cancer
• Esophageal Cancer
• lung cancer
• American Cancer Society
• Cancer over Aliens
• metastatic cancer
• I got the cancer
• The Cancer Conspiracy
• Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
• Cancer treatment
• cancer node
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• liver cancer
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• silence like a cancer grows
• cancer marriage
• Mercury in Cancer
• pancreatic cancer
• madness is a cancer
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Cancer Research UK
• cancer cuty (user)
• Kidney Cancer
• Knee cancer at the self-improvement rodeo
• Imperial Cancer Research Fund
• Cancer Research Campaign
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• Fight Cancer
• Cancer sucks
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• Cancer Breakthrough
• Cancer merchant
• Living with Cancer
• The hardest loss of breast cancer
• Acai Berry rectal cancer
• Response to a metastatic cancer patient
• Is cancer man-made?
• Planet Cancer
• Radon and Lung Cancer
• brain cancer
• Bladder cancer
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• cancer pen
• What it's like to have cancer
• Cancer Boy Considers Art
• fuck cancer
• convince
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• convince vs. persuade
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• What convinces people earth is a globe?
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image

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