Findings:

• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I feel I have committed murder
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They must have faces
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• They could have saved Kevin
• People want what they cannot have
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They have bears in Italy
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They Fight Crime!
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They Have a Word for It
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have taken enough
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They didn't have the heart
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• He's been places they have not.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Committed
• Committed Information Rate
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Two Phase Commit
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Fully Committed
• Poets are prone to commit florid inaccuracies.
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• The Last Time I Committed Suicide
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• organized crime
• The Department of They
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• fighting some crime
• property crime
• partner in crime
• Thought crime
• Control crime
• The Kennedy crimes
• Consensual Crime
• Glorification of Organized Crime
• Legalised crime
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• war crimes
• T.A.Z.: Crime
• blue collar crime
• crime rate
• More Guns, Less Crime
• capital crime
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• vanilla crime
• Hate Crime is Thought Crime
• Adult crime, adult time
• The Tooth of Crime
• link between abortions and crime
• minor fender benders are not crime scenes
• Crime Zero
• crime against nature
• Take a bite out of crime!
• The roots of violence and crime in society lie beyond the stereotypes
• Victim or the Crime
• Everything's a crime in Maryland!
• White collar crime
• Accordion Crimes
• Major Crimes Act of 1885
• Crimes and Misdemeanors
• true crime
• It's a crime, not a war.
• Crimes of the Heart
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XII.2 Proceeds of Crime
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Currency speculation as a crime against humanity
• Skateboarding is not a crime
• Is avenging crime a proper aim of government?
• The Crime and Glory of Commander Suzdal
• Elmore Leonard's ten rules for crime fiction
• Crime And Punishment In Suburbia
• Rape is a silent crime
• Avdotya Romanovna in Crime and Punishment
• Australian gun crime
• violent crime
• Our relationship is like a crime scene
• Black on black crime
• Sempiternal crimes
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Historical interpretations on Prohibition and organized crime
• Crime Control Act
• Tokyo War Crimes Tribunal
• NYPD L.A. Law & Order: Crime Scene Investigation On The Street Blues
• The Myth: Poverty is a major cause of Crime
• Effect of Prohibition on organized crime
• International war crimes tribunals
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
• crime of passion
• Crimes against Peace
• Doin' Crimes at the Chevron (document)
• Crime in Choir
• Crime Syndicate of Amerika
• Crime and Punishment (e2poll)
• Crime Story
• Partners in Crime
• 19 Crimes
• James Bond and the Infamous Crime Against Nature
• Nocturnal crime after diurnal order
• The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
• Vaporwave Crime (category)
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Welcome to True Crime Fandom!
• Crime Labs of Atlanta
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?

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