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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
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• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
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• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
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• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
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• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
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• Everything I know about Writing
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• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
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• How I Feel About Clasical Music
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• Capitalize, please
• how life is all about loving and being loved
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• How far are you from anything?
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• The first draft of anything is shit
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't shit where you eat
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
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• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
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• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How To Think About God
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Don't Worry About the Government
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I know something about love
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
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• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
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• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
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• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
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• Don't tell me about her
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
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• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
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• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• How about NO
• Don't think about it
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• How to write about colors?
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