Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Do you still want your first universe?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• War is hell but men like it
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Poison in the morning is still poison, grandma!
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Yeah, but still
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• i want to go to bee hell
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Sexist jokes
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Love cookies
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Small but still a person
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• What the hell do you want?
• I want laughing mornings
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• the purest good is forged in the depths of hell
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish

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