Findings:

• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• The girl who everyone loved
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I wish you would talk to me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• No one touches me
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• If No One Will Love Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• talk me (user)
• They grow up. No one told me.
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Girl gangstas
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Helping people cheat
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Girls Who Bite Back
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Girl Who Waited
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• There is no real me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The girl you fell in love with
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Come Talk To Me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• tell me all your reasons
• No Weed for Me
• let me know who you are now.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• let me talk (user)
• who me (user)
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• OBAFGKM
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• The pretty girl has no friends
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• There are a million girls like me out there
• The girl who left a legend
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• There are no girls on the internet
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• no wear girl (user)
• Girl Talk
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Who's That Girl
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• the girl who danced with the chair
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The girl who hangs the sun
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• talk to me not the computer
• Talk to me
• Strangers talk to me
• May those who are born after me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• You have no power over me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• My Thermos talks to me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH

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