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• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Giving a cat oral medication
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• His version was better
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• The monk and his cat
• Cowboy BeBop at his computer
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• up his own arse
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I cried in his arms
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• His Name Is Alive
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• His hips know the original dance
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• The General in his Labyrinth
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• To His Coy Mistress
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Kissing a man all over his face
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• To Each His Own
• I went to visit his grave
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• A Boy and His Blob
• The Eagle and His Captor
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• His Royal Highness
• The Ass and His Masters
• His 'N' Hers
• Toward his impossible light
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• i like his madness
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Ass and His Shadow
• His Flames Are Joys
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• His Fraudulency
• His Desire
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Spinning in his grave
• His girlfriend
• too big for his britches
• On His Blindness
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• The Man and His Wife
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass and His Driver
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• Pascal on his deathbed
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• how Wiener found his way home
• Let the earth hear his voice
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Bless his Heart
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Forgetting his life away
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• And in His Brave Court
• His Toniness
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• drop a piano on his head
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• How the King Changed His Mind
• his
• He flops over and bonks his head
• His Dark Materials
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A Boy and His Dog
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• Picked his bones in whispers
• de Molay recanted his confession
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Requiem for What's His Name
• The Brazier and His Dog
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Atom and His Package
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There

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